And now for something completely different...

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

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spottedjellyfish:

bonny-notion:

the-milk-eyed-mender:

peanutbutta:

Meet the real life mermaid who swims with jellyfish and can hold her breath under water for up to five minutes

Linden Wolbert travels the world as a full time professional mermaid and uses her custom-made 6ft tail to propel her through the water.

The 32-year-old freediver and model can swim to depths of 115ft and uses her skills to promote ocean conservation and education.

WHAT

how do u go about being a “professional” mermaid

who pays you?

who cares
PROFESSIONAL MERMAID

WAT

"What about when you get old?"
Tattooed Seniors answer the question.

"I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then."
 Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass  (via larmoyante)

1 day ago with 13,418 notes

stunningpicture:

Lilo and Stitch

stunningpicture:

Lilo and Stitch

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

1 day ago with 130,278 notes