And now for something completely different...

jheneaiko:

http://www.elle.com

BEYONCÉ live

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

14 hours ago with 399,285 notes

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

14 hours ago with 116,549 notes

unclefather:

my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”

14 hours ago with 98,895 notes

the-foxandthe-bodhi:

vraieronique:

Body Art by Gesine Marwedel, Germain artist.

This is one of the most incredible works I’ve seen!

officialjeffgoldblum:

did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3

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We tried to

14 hours ago with 27,121 notes

princeowl:

really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

14 hours ago with 42,969 notes